- me: so where's your dog?
- friend: i dont have a dog
- me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediatly
i need a man who is
75% real baby hair
trying to avoid the student lounge like
Sometimes I think about what the world would be like if we had video game potions as an everyday thing. Potion sellers would be so powerful, knights so defenseless and weak
When I walk into the pharmacy